About Me:
I teach math, chemistry, and physics, but I’m not a typical teacher. I devise and complete experiments in my own time as part of my continual professional development. My current range of experiments is designed as stunts for Tom Cruise and his team to perform at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics. I have no contract; I create, film, and share these experiments purely for my own enjoyment and scientific growth. I purchase all the reactants from reputable organizations with my own money and am not reimbursed. This is part of my personal academic journey.
My experience and expertise have earned me recognition as a real teacher, and I’m on the highest wage for someone with my qualifications. I teach up to Year 13 in math, chemistry, and physics, which is rare for someone in my position. It seems I am considered the best, though it feels odd for me to say that.
I don’t hold a degree because UK universities are autonomous and can expel law-abiding students. At my most recent university, I was paid to create work, and my tutor awarded me a distinction. My work even earned the university two awards. However, it caused distress to another lecturer, and I was expelled from the University of Salford since students aren’t allowed to upset academics. This was my fourth university, and I no longer feel safe pursuing a degree in the UK. The first two times, I was sponsored—once by Manchester Airport as a baker and another time by Stepping Hill Hospital for nursing. The following two times, I used Student Finance. Unfortunately, these experiences prevent me from teaching as a fully qualified professional in the UK or the US, which is disappointing, especially over a 36-year period. It has impacted all aspects of my life. However, these challenges haven’t taken away my smile or my love for humanity, and I share my experiments freely for others to use.
While my story could easily be turned into a movie, I wouldn’t want UK universities to face bankruptcy or closure, as it would bring shame to the King.
I’ve started filming my experiments and follow-up modules, which I publish on X (formerly Twitter) under @MsJoanneGreen. They’ve been well-received, and you can find them in my Highlights section. I’m self-taught when it comes to camera work, but I have a lot more to learn. Next year, I’ll be attending online acting and producing workshops with the New York Film Academy, and I’ve already attended acting workshops with The Acting Center Los Angeles, which has been a fantastic experience.
Fitness has always been important to me. I go to the gym and swim daily, and I also attend gymnastics and trampolining classes once a week. These activities keep me fit while helping me maintain my hourglass figure, which I work hard to retain. I appreciate the softness of a woman’s body and prefer not to have a bodybuilder’s physique, which requires dedication.
Whenever qualifications change in the UK, I return to college. I’ve also participated in writing and poetry groups, which enhance my teaching of English. I love teaching creative writing, and I often write the first act of plays while at school to show students the importance of cliffhangers. If a play isn’t engaging, the audience will leave, and the production won’t succeed. I currently teach at an enterprise school, where children learn about business in every lesson.
The one wearing the red dress is Princess December Baubles. She designs the toys the adult children want. She knows what they want due to Christmas Shadow who visits the adults when they give 100% focus when they work and / or play. Christmas Shadow records the frequency and amplitude of flooding discharges from the anatomical capacitors within the adults. This is when the electromagnetic field momentarily ceases to exist. Princess dB receives the transmission via her baubles as 1st, 2nd, 3rd, multiplier, and calculated tolerance. The coils emanating from the baubles collect the passing current flows. Those are checked by the meter.
The one in the black dress is Christmas Shadow. CS is physically unstable as a solid or a liquid, so tends to exist as a gas. She moves around the glob checking Santa’s List, checking the adult children list is up-to-date at all times. She checks the elves too, which they are unaware of. The collects the currency flow through her copper antennae and relays it to Princess dB via her ears and gown cap peak.
Interested In:
– Extra acting each weekend.
– Extra acting for the 13 weeks at school.
– Having hair, make-up, and wardrobe done by onsite professionals to the director’s specifications.
– Being a credited scientific advisor.
– Working away when needed.
– Being a credited storyline writer.
– Liaising with US universities (MIT, Harvard, UCLA, or Stanford) for future studies in math, physics, and chemistry.
– Helping with producing.
– Building upon drama and performance teaching done at school.